Saturday, December 29, 2007

Quotes About Me!





There are two quotes about my personage that the world should hear about me: Justin Elliott

"You have an interesting mind, you have to be on the internet"
- Neil Parbhu
(best friend,and blog inspiration)

"Justin, if I had My way, you'd be king of everything"
- Evan Dorkin
(Creator of "Dork" and "Milk and Cheese")

Sergio Leone Is My Homey


I get home, it's eleven twenty in the Post Meridian and to my surprise and pleasure "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" is on Silver Screen Classics. Now watching this gives me two undeniable sensations.

1. If ever in my life i could rock the steely gaze Clint gives Angel Eyes I'll be a happy man

2. This is one of the reasons I want to make films.

Sergio Leone taught Clint how to make films. So "Mystic River" and "Million Dollar Baby" can all be attributed to the kick assery of The Man With No Name Trilogy. I tell ya though, the death of Clint Eastwood will be a sad day, it's like when Charles Bronson died, a little piece of the what makes men men died like American Pie.* (the song, not the good first movie followed by three thousand sequels)

Lets start the campaign lets bring machismo! There's a war going on people! It can't be fought with Nancy's and Betty's wearing women's jeans and crying. It's won with cats dudes like the Dirty Dozen.

Cormac McCarthy told a story about there being "No County For Old Men" Am I the old man? Do I not understand the ways of the world? Or am I and others like me the heralds of the great return. The meat eating, take charge, two fisted, white knuckled mother fuckers.

Stand Proud brothers, the spirit of the west will soon return.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Pre Christmas Christmas


So at work as per usual we had our pre Christmas Christmas, where gifts that no one in your family will get you because they more than likely think you're a child. This year I have hauled in a rock-em sock em Superman vs. Metallo game from the J-Bizzles, and also a xbox web cam with a year of live.*

Jon Ho walked away with six count em six movies (Delta Force 1-2, Missing in Action 1-3 and Hard to Kill, not to mention the Friday Night Lights Soundtrack)

Andre he got the best thing Battlestar Galactica in HD.

Good times were had by all and now we celebrate with our blood families. Merry Christmas everyone, and make sure you have your pets spayed and neutered.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

First Cracks


Well this is the start of the downward spiral that is a collective blog. It's not one of those "everything sucks shit" blogs, and it's not one of those "I hate celebrities" blogs. I think we're going for a "here's what i'm thinking and my opinion is far more important than your's could ever be." with a dash of other random stuff....


Hey! It's Mister Miracle!